Tuesday & the Torture device

Tuesday is rest day because it is Boys night and well, that is good enough reason for me. I was going to get up and do Yoga at 4:00 am however that did not happen. I did set the alarm and successfully hit snooze 3 times and get up at 4:27. Nine minutes is my snooze button. Seems like a tortuous number that allows you to fall back asleep just enough to be twice as tired the next time you wake up. This creates the vicious snooze revenge cycle where each time one wakes up the evil hell spawned alarm needs to be whacked harder. Then you sleep for 9 more minutes and wake up and WHACK! As you drift to sleep you smile thinking how strong you are and that You are the master and the alarm is the machine. Until finally the alarm plays dirty and this time when it goes off. BEEP BEEP BEEP in the most annoying pitch ever you Whack IT but just as fast the wife Whacks you in the head. Now you are the odd man out and in a moment the chocolate lab sneak attacks with the happy stinky dog breath lick to the face catching you in mid yawn and you give in and give up and roll out of bed. On the way to the dog food you are considering which part of your body is more creaky when you meet little one in the hall "Can't find my baby". You send him to mommy's bed while you promise to find Blue baby. Okay so you slip into the room grab his baby which was right next to him before he came into the hall. You are trying not to wake his brother and of course your two hungry dogs follow you whacking the walls with their god blessed 100 pound tails. You make it out of the room, return to feeding the happy hairy beast who are so excited just because you got up they have to snort and wiggle into every piece of furniture on the way to the door. Finally you herd them outside (hold onto Lulu so she doesn't chase the rabbits) coral them into their yard, feed them and make it back to the room. Delivering Blue Baby to the young one in your bed when you notice the wife cuddles up to him no problem. She doesn't tell him to get up and go to work. They will sleep for another 3 to 3 and half hours. Good thing I'm not bitter I just blame it all on the alarm.

This was going to be a quick post he he he