Sorry this is late I just didn't have a chance until now.
Two hours, Nine Minutes and 15 seconds. Oh yeah ! Wahoo!
I loved the swim, endured the bike and suffered through the run but loved the experince after crossing the finish line! Thanks to everyone for the huge amount of support over the last year.
So Race day morning we got up around 6:00 and I had a champions breakfast of 4 peices of toast and jam and a couple cups of coffee (to get things moving in the right direction). Then after checking my gear and loading both sets into the car we set out to the park. I was very excited and so we met Kathy and Jason in the parking lot and they appeared as their usual calm selves. Me I was flinching and twitching with nervous energy but did manage to put my run transition stuff in the right location 148. I some how drew the same number I had when I did the Chum Run earlier this year. Must be fate and a good omen.
We placed our gear met up with Molly and Sarah and all pilled into the Sarah shuttle heading for the Goss Lake transition area. We witnessed Sarah bs her way past the sherriff's officer proving that if you "act like you should be here, most likely you will get in.". Really what is proves if you have a bus people let you go anywhere. In fact they ask you "what's going on".
Back to the race, at the transition area there are a lot of things to work do. I had the bike checked by the helpful volunteers from Half Link Bike shop our great local bike shop. I was nervous they were going to say "oh this part right here needs to be fixed I wouldn't ride it". That was just one of my neurotic little compulsive freak out fears. In fact I had several of those already by this time. I do that a little when I really want something I get a fear that something will go wrong and so I focus on some stupid thing. On my wedding day I was worried because this lady was putting reserved on the parking spaces for our reception and I started to yell at her when she said. "Nick! this is for your wedding I am a friend of Amanda's mom." SO what happens is I forget the marriage license which is what I was supposed to be doing in the first place. You probabaly thinking poor poor Amanda she has had to endure this trait of mine for 11+ years now. We have been together longer but while we were dating I kept that one out of her view.
Anyway enough about that this day I was excited and so I hung my bike and they wrote my number on my leg and my arm. I thought out loud "Why on both do you expect I am going to come out of the swim without one or the other?" They also ask you your age and write that on the other calf, "hmmm is this to begin medical triage in case I am out of it? I had to stop those thoughts and spend some time visualizing my success. So we handed in our bags and I had a minor freak out while the volunteer walked all over the area before setting mine down.
Okay pre race meeting is led by this guy using a mega phone but still managing to not talk loud enough for people 30 feet away to hear. I really don't understand people not speaking loudly at these type of events. I want to smack these people upside the head and say "Whada ya thinking". Just my internal agro going off again and so instead I walk closer so I can hear. It feels very exciting to be in the cowd of wet suits and knowing that I am about to be a part of this. Hmph heavy sigh try to relax. Okay time to warm up in the water. Yeah I don't have to hold my pee any longer I can go warm up from the inside of my wet suit. In the water making bubbles, "sorry fishies" but hey you all pee in this lake too. Do fish pee? store that question for later.
So in the water and face down I start to get myself adjusted to the water temperature. I usually need a couple minutes of breathing to get used to it and breath normally. I am used to relaxing in the water so it helps my nerves to get in and take some leisurly strokes. I look up at the beach and the 250 people on the small public beach make the shore look packed. Very cool to be here actually doing what I have spent so many hours training for. "Everyone not in the first wave out of the water" I make my way to the start staying to the rear and outside so I don't have people bumping me. "Start! Go." I here someone say and I wathc the pack begin to swim away. Sort of a none glorious beginning I think. My first few strokes are relaxed but the first three times I try to get breath I swallow water. "I am going to drink half the lake at this rate". I calmly focus on my form and then site and start to find a treeline or point I can sight on. "I can see the bouy so I decide to use the bouy". Novel concept and I am swimming the first leg remembering what Brian told me. "Just use the first leg as a warm up". I feel good and my swim is relaxed and my sighting good. Passing the first bouy I spend a little time worrying about how close I might be and if there are other swimmers around me. I regain my focus by thinking again about my form and swimming from the belly button not pulling with the arms. Soon I am at the second bouy and I remember to stay relaxed and stay long keep my stroke length long and my breathing easy. Heading into shore I feel in rythm and I think I passed a guy. I think I only passed two or three other swimmers but I think how fun this is to be actually in the race. I swim until my hand touches the ground and then stand up. Climbing out of the water I shout Ha HA as I run up the hill to my first transition.
The transition is a jarbled mess, wet suit off shorts on, shirt on, ear plugs out, goggles off, one glove on, shoes on, swim cap off, swim stuff in the bag, helment on and clipped, water pack on, last glove on, towel in the bag and hand it to the volunteer lady. I somehow manage to get everything on and that is a surprise, I grab my bike and run to the transition area. Hoping on the bike I pedal out of the lake and up the first hill to Traverse.
At this point it is a mental down turn because I know my bike is not good and I expect to get passed by almost everyone I know in the next hour. I ride up Lone lake really not getting my breath back yet but in my head hearing footsteps. I ride as hard as I can but still get passed by many. I make it to the Saratoga hill before seeing anyone I know, charge into the hill and then climb climb climb. I love the couple with the Cow Bell on the side of the road. Being the polite athlete I am I find myself saying thank you to anyone cheering on the side of the road. Maybe that shows I am a rookie but I feel guilty to go bye without saying anything.
Oh my this hill is a beast. Struggling up it finally I head down the other side eating my blocks on the way. I push knowing that I am not using very good form and I need to relax my back or I will be hurting something feirce soon.
I keep getting passed by ones and two's and I think I am probably the last guy to reach the Church. Still hearing the wheels of the ladies behind me I begin the gruelling part (part one) of the ride which is the slow climb out of Langley on Brooks hill road. I count leg stokes to try to not think and just ride. 100 on the left leg then 100 on the right, 100 more and then I am coming to the sign makers sign. At this point I try to shift up as the downhill part comes but I fight with my chain and derailer for while before I can get it up into the high sprocket on the front. Going down the hill I get to 47 KM/hour which is not my fastest but as I turn I see the sherriff and remember not to cross the yellow line on Andreason. Streching my back on the bike I pass the Arndts and get a shout of encouragement. I turn the corner for the next gruelling portion (part two) which is the long climb up Lone lake road. "I am sure I will get passed here on this road" I tell myself trying to prepare for it. "This is my race and I need to relax my back and use my legs more or else I will be wasted for the run". I peddal on and Jason passes me before the Putney woods parking lot. Next Kristen passes bye looking fresh and happy. "I am glad to see them and I doubt I look that way at the moment". I get passed by more men and a couple more women on the rest of the climb. Racing down towards Saratoga I try to get low and aerodynamic and rest my legs a little, I think I get up to 51 km/hour on this stretch. I can no longer see Jason or Kristen when I turn onto Saratoga and prepare for the 2nd dance with the beast. "I need more COW BELL!" Sure enough the couple rings it again as I slowly climb this hill. I see a girl walking her bike up and I resist my brain saying "Hey that looks like a better way you dumb ass".
Climb climb climb I am barely moving and Aaron whips on bye on the way up. Finally I reach the peak very winded and very spent. I watch him race away looking energetic but I glide down the hill grateful to have made it this far without getting passed by Amanda and Kathy and Steph and Molly and Sarah members of S.W.I.M. (South Whidbey Iron Momma's). I am also very glad the crux of the Bike ride is over. I pedal on and this time see the fallen rider when I pass the church. Through town I get passed by another 4-6 people and I am very tire turning up Maxwelton. It is crazy how good some of these people are. I can see the lead runners on the run course on the other side of the street. Man that is fast to be over two miles into the run by now.
Riding the last part of the bike is mentally hard because I am very tired and yet I know I sneak little rest periods in while on the bike. The run doesn't allow for that. I use Molly's advice of standing up riding the last half mile so my legs will transition better to the run. Some guy asked me if I had mechanical problems as he road by. I mumbled "No I just like it this way" as he races ahead. Pulling into the park I unclip and see family cheering me on. I wave to the boys as I race my bike to my spot. Switching shorts and my shirt and my shoes I keeping moving.
The HILL is here! Oh very tired I take baby steps all the way up past the skate park barely able to keep moving but afraid if I stop I will not be able to start again. Up into the woods I pass a guy who passed me on the bike but now is walking up the hill, I think in my head "So long buddy from the looks of you this is going to be the last pass." That was the only person I think I passed on the entire run.
Out of the park and onto Langley road I am struggling now trying to think about breathing and form but tired all over. Molly passed me here and she looked really fresh and chatty as she quickly left me behind. I know I am not running fast and I no longer care, I wish I had left my water pack back at the transition area cause there is water on the course and I don't need tjhe weight. As the road turns into chip seal Val passes me looking way to full of energy and soon she is gone as well. I can only think of "when is this going to be over?" at this point. I ran this course a week ago and it wasn't his hard. I tell myself I did Sun Mountain I can do this! Even on the nice sloopping downhill it si a challenge to keep my feet moving keep falling forward. Turning onto Maxwelton I try to grab a cup of water from one of the volunteers to pour on my head but I fumble it and almost fall over. This last part of the race is hell, I just want to stop. "I am afraid if I stop to walk here I would not ever be able to run afgain so I keep going. I also expect the other S.W.I.M. ladies are closing in on me now and if the y catch me walking they will not let me forget it all year. As I come closer to the littel incline I am not sure Ican make it up there so I try counting steps to occupy my mind. I understand now the thought Amanda has mentioned she gets in the middle of a Triathlon of "Why am I doing this?"I use Candice's trick of telling myself how great my left leg feels. "Feel how strong that left leg is!" I wish I could be done now. I tell myself once again I did Sun Mountain I can do this! Using as much of my arms as I can I slowly climb the last rise and now it is nothing but flat, a couple more people pass me here. People direct me into the park saying something and now I am too tired to say thanks. Turning into the park I am so tired I am not even excited I am just trudging onward hoping this ends soon.
As I get to the parking lot I think "last chance to catch Amanda's time from last year". I lean forward more and really give it everything I have for the last 100 yards. Smiling that it is over I cross the line at 2:09
Whew, hmmmmmm, I'm happily exhuasted.
I just did my Personel Best :)
I did what I said I would do a year ago, I kept my word.
Now where are my doughnuts .......
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Itching to go.
Well here is a run down from the last week of training.
Tuesday 50 minutes on the bike and 10 minutes on the run,
Wednesday the L.U.S.T. (Langley Ultra Short Triathlon) mock triathlon (a one third mile swim, 10 mile bike, 1.2 mile run) great experience to practice the excitment of a group of swimmers and the strangeness of transitions.
Thursday Rest ? I can't remember now.
Friday Rest ? We went car shopping that night.
Saturday 30 minutes swim in Goss Lake.
Sunday Bike /Run Brick (20 mile bike and a 4 mile run)
Monday 30 minute swim in Goss Lake.
Tuesday will be a rest day.
Wednesday I think I will do a short 20 minutes swim in the pool. Then soak in the hot tub a bit.
Thursday rest Maybe practice tranistions at home (bike to run)
Friday rest
Saturday - Triathlon Day. The Big Kahuna
I am getting more excited and more nervous. Am I ready? Yes I am!
All I have now to do is make my checklist for the day of the race.
The Swim list
1. Wetsuit
2. Goggles
3. Ear Plugs
4. Glide
5. Swim Cap
6. Small Towel
The Bike list
1. Bike
2. Shoes
3. Jersey
4. Bike shorts
4. Load 2 opened packs of shot blocks in the Jersey
5. Camelback filled with Nuun
6. Gloves
7. Helment
8. Sunglasses
The Run list
1. Shoes
2. Small white cotton running socks
3. White and red running Shirt with number attached
Mental walk through ( I know it is probably boring to read but you have come with me this far so just keep reading) It's all about me remember.
Monday today - Call ahead and confirm I am registered. Oh I would hate to get there and have them say "Who are you? We don't have you listed." I did that this morning and I am listed.
Also printed packet on Triathlon information so I know the rules.
Question? It says Obey all traffic laws? What if I am going supper fast and it is faster than the speed limit?
Friday pick up race packet between 2 and 6 pm. Attach number to the bike and to Race day shirt for running. Load box of all race gear so I am not looking for anything in the morning.
Saturday
Wake up at 6:00 am
Eat some toast with Jam and some juice & drink Coffee. Critical race day Poop to stay light weight and not carry any excess luggage.
6:45 Verify check list items in the box and box in the car. Load the bikes and then leave the house.
7:00 Arrive at park
Place the running stuff at the park leaving by my number Nike Free shoes, white cotton socks, white and red shirt with number attached.
Spy out where your transition spot is from the dismount location, place stuff far enough from the fence that so you can lean the bike up.
Meet Sarah and the bus with the rest of the gear and the bikes.
7:30 leave the park.
7:45 arrive at the lake with swim and bike equipment.
8:00 Check in and rack our bikes and load bike gear in the bag they provide.
Locate where they place the bag and spy out waht it looks like from the waters edge.
Get swim cap and attach ankle chip provided by the race cordinators
8:30 Required Pre Race meeting.
9:00 am Race starts in the water 4 waves spaced 4 minutes apart. (Not sure if they will have an old slow man's division).
Wahooo.
So that was Monday
TOnight is Friday and I can't possibly sit still enough to write.
I am soooo excited. Oh yeah had two Odwalla drinks today and gave my self the runs as a nice good luck buddy pre race warm up. "1 Rule" Don't do anything new on race day. Rule 1.5 "Or the day before"
Nick
Tuesday 50 minutes on the bike and 10 minutes on the run,
Wednesday the L.U.S.T. (Langley Ultra Short Triathlon) mock triathlon (a one third mile swim, 10 mile bike, 1.2 mile run) great experience to practice the excitment of a group of swimmers and the strangeness of transitions.
Thursday Rest ? I can't remember now.
Friday Rest ? We went car shopping that night.
Saturday 30 minutes swim in Goss Lake.
Sunday Bike /Run Brick (20 mile bike and a 4 mile run)
Monday 30 minute swim in Goss Lake.
Tuesday will be a rest day.
Wednesday I think I will do a short 20 minutes swim in the pool. Then soak in the hot tub a bit.
Thursday rest Maybe practice tranistions at home (bike to run)
Friday rest
Saturday - Triathlon Day. The Big Kahuna
I am getting more excited and more nervous. Am I ready? Yes I am!
All I have now to do is make my checklist for the day of the race.
The Swim list
1. Wetsuit
2. Goggles
3. Ear Plugs
4. Glide
5. Swim Cap
6. Small Towel
The Bike list
1. Bike
2. Shoes
3. Jersey
4. Bike shorts
4. Load 2 opened packs of shot blocks in the Jersey
5. Camelback filled with Nuun
6. Gloves
7. Helment
8. Sunglasses
The Run list
1. Shoes
2. Small white cotton running socks
3. White and red running Shirt with number attached
Mental walk through ( I know it is probably boring to read but you have come with me this far so just keep reading) It's all about me remember.
Monday today - Call ahead and confirm I am registered. Oh I would hate to get there and have them say "Who are you? We don't have you listed." I did that this morning and I am listed.
Also printed packet on Triathlon information so I know the rules.
Question? It says Obey all traffic laws? What if I am going supper fast and it is faster than the speed limit?
Friday pick up race packet between 2 and 6 pm. Attach number to the bike and to Race day shirt for running. Load box of all race gear so I am not looking for anything in the morning.
Saturday
Wake up at 6:00 am
Eat some toast with Jam and some juice & drink Coffee. Critical race day Poop to stay light weight and not carry any excess luggage.
6:45 Verify check list items in the box and box in the car. Load the bikes and then leave the house.
7:00 Arrive at park
Place the running stuff at the park leaving by my number Nike Free shoes, white cotton socks, white and red shirt with number attached.
Spy out where your transition spot is from the dismount location, place stuff far enough from the fence that so you can lean the bike up.
Meet Sarah and the bus with the rest of the gear and the bikes.
7:30 leave the park.
7:45 arrive at the lake with swim and bike equipment.
8:00 Check in and rack our bikes and load bike gear in the bag they provide.
Locate where they place the bag and spy out waht it looks like from the waters edge.
Get swim cap and attach ankle chip provided by the race cordinators
8:30 Required Pre Race meeting.
9:00 am Race starts in the water 4 waves spaced 4 minutes apart. (Not sure if they will have an old slow man's division).
Wahooo.
So that was Monday
TOnight is Friday and I can't possibly sit still enough to write.
I am soooo excited. Oh yeah had two Odwalla drinks today and gave my self the runs as a nice good luck buddy pre race warm up. "1 Rule" Don't do anything new on race day. Rule 1.5 "Or the day before"
Nick
Monday, July 26, 2010
The neighbors you meet living in the country
Sitting here on the steps of Quest field thinking I have10 days of training left.
Maybe 8 or so more workouts with nothing to intense scheduled. It is so close now and seems sort of unreal. Hard to believe only one more weekend before I put all my hard work to the test and see what I am capable of.
I watch a couple people walk the steps and remember when I used to do that same walking. I think this week and next I need to be vigilant and go to sleep on time so my body is well rested.
Yesterday I was impressed after Kathy and Amanda described the 40+ mile hill ride in the 80+ degree heat we were having. They pretty much rode every challenging hill on the south island except Swede Hill Road. As always the South Whidbey Iron Mommas set the bar high. Turns out they are not so good with cutting things. The rule should be for any S.W.I.M. member about to do an event, No sharp objects.
I headed out to get a brick of my own in. Today would be a run and a swim because I did a 20 mile ride early Friday morning. I prefer exercising in the morning instead of later in the day. O well some days you don’t get to choose and you just have to follow Whinny the Pooh’s advice, and “make the best of it”. I headed into the woods and ran my 5 mile trail loop but it went slowly today probably because of the heat. The trails felt familiar and welcoming like old friends on a Sunday afternoon. It was a nice run even though my plantar wart was hurting some. I froze it a couple days ago so hopefully it is dead and this discomfort is just the pain of that freezing. It was a constant irritant and annoyance on the entire bike ride on Friday. I may taper off my running over these last 10 days so I give my body more chance to heal that part before the big day. At this level of discomfort it would not hamper me but it would take some of the enjoyment out of it.
Finishing the run I headed over to Goss Lake for a quick swim and whoa I was not ready for the collection of “critters” at the lake. Usually there are not too many people and they appear to be relatively normal. Not this time, this time it was like a Jerry Springer show covering the public beach, whispers of “You don’t know me” and “whateva I do what I want” floating in the air. AS I changed into my wetsuit I was looking around trying to find the banjo player. She found me, darn it darn it darn it. I have this automatic tracking that tends to pull the looniest critters out a crowd right to me. I hate it and I have no way to control it or turn it off. So this "critter" (I am borrowing this term from Jason H.) comes at me from the water, half crawfish half the lady from throw momma from the train and wants to know if I am going to swim under water with my wetsuit. I squint into the sun so I don’t have to see her 3 toothy smile and I try to be polite telling her I am just swimming across the lake. Her smart brother-husband proves how he was born to be comic by first telling me “I don’t need a wet suit”. (Oh really I just thought these 45 other people and the sweat all over my body (I had just completed a 5 mile run) in the lake were tricking me). Then in case I missed that funny he tries again by asking if I am going to “swim down to the glacier in the bottom”. What am I supposed to respond with? I have done it again I have inexplicably drawn the crazy people out of the crowd and to myself in some strange way making them want to interact with me. My wetsuit sticks on my legs. Please God why on this beach of 45 people do I have these two wanting me as their new best friend in the 6 minutes it takes me to put on my suit. “Hey I once swimmed the lake in overalls and a t shirt” my little Umpa mud-guppy says. Finally I get the legs up. I think her cross eyed brother-husband is distracted trying to catch mosquitoes on his tongue. “Yeah for fidee bucks! It was hard but I did it”. One arm in, “See that house over there with the pointy top”. I swear to God I am not making this up these are her conversational pieces verbatim. Second arm in, almost free.
“I swimmed from there to here in overalls and a t-shirt for fifty bucks. And it was worth it.” I was very very frightened of hearing next ”I’d do anything for 50 bucks.” I wish I was faster and already in the middle of the lake. Finally I zipped up and slipped my goggles on and swam straight out as fast as I could squeezing my eyes shut for the first 50 yards so I didn’t see any “dooky” I expect would have come from her.
I don’t have anything against crazy people or critters lower on the evolutionary ladder like “carnies” except what I think is a healthy fear/respect for them. I like them when they are OVER THERE, under sedation or in a cage. Someone should convince them they have special talents and they could go on the road putting on shows of their special talents. The ones without any real talent could paint their faces to look silly and see how many of their friend could fit in a really small car or phone booth. This is why you should trust your instincts and realize your childhood fear of clowns is a healthy fear.
So collect them all and put them in one place with a bright movable banner and they could move from town to town sharing their “special talents” with everyone. Someone already did this and his name was Barnam and Bailey. Please encourage him to do it again when you see him next.
I am somehow drawing these freaks to me. I don’t know how or why but remember growing up there was always one friend who got caught. For me and my friends that was Johnny, he always was the one who got caught. Me I guess I am the one who gets the crazies. In some strange chemical way I manage to get the attention of the mentally unstable or evolutionally challenged whenever I am within some invisible proximity.
Free at last I relished this swim and thought about not returning but it was a long walk half way around the lake and I had already done my run for the day. The swim turned out to be a very productive swim. I did notice my right shoulder (actually both but the right more) stiff and it was hard to determine if it was the suit not on all the way. This morning it is clear it was my shoulder.
I swam the 2/3 of a mile and felt glad the swim is the first event because while it was refreshing to get into the lake after the run it was also more difficult.
Maybe 8 or so more workouts with nothing to intense scheduled. It is so close now and seems sort of unreal. Hard to believe only one more weekend before I put all my hard work to the test and see what I am capable of.
I watch a couple people walk the steps and remember when I used to do that same walking. I think this week and next I need to be vigilant and go to sleep on time so my body is well rested.
Yesterday I was impressed after Kathy and Amanda described the 40+ mile hill ride in the 80+ degree heat we were having. They pretty much rode every challenging hill on the south island except Swede Hill Road. As always the South Whidbey Iron Mommas set the bar high. Turns out they are not so good with cutting things. The rule should be for any S.W.I.M. member about to do an event, No sharp objects.
I headed out to get a brick of my own in. Today would be a run and a swim because I did a 20 mile ride early Friday morning. I prefer exercising in the morning instead of later in the day. O well some days you don’t get to choose and you just have to follow Whinny the Pooh’s advice, and “make the best of it”. I headed into the woods and ran my 5 mile trail loop but it went slowly today probably because of the heat. The trails felt familiar and welcoming like old friends on a Sunday afternoon. It was a nice run even though my plantar wart was hurting some. I froze it a couple days ago so hopefully it is dead and this discomfort is just the pain of that freezing. It was a constant irritant and annoyance on the entire bike ride on Friday. I may taper off my running over these last 10 days so I give my body more chance to heal that part before the big day. At this level of discomfort it would not hamper me but it would take some of the enjoyment out of it.
Finishing the run I headed over to Goss Lake for a quick swim and whoa I was not ready for the collection of “critters” at the lake. Usually there are not too many people and they appear to be relatively normal. Not this time, this time it was like a Jerry Springer show covering the public beach, whispers of “You don’t know me” and “whateva I do what I want” floating in the air. AS I changed into my wetsuit I was looking around trying to find the banjo player. She found me, darn it darn it darn it. I have this automatic tracking that tends to pull the looniest critters out a crowd right to me. I hate it and I have no way to control it or turn it off. So this "critter" (I am borrowing this term from Jason H.) comes at me from the water, half crawfish half the lady from throw momma from the train and wants to know if I am going to swim under water with my wetsuit. I squint into the sun so I don’t have to see her 3 toothy smile and I try to be polite telling her I am just swimming across the lake. Her smart brother-husband proves how he was born to be comic by first telling me “I don’t need a wet suit”. (Oh really I just thought these 45 other people and the sweat all over my body (I had just completed a 5 mile run) in the lake were tricking me). Then in case I missed that funny he tries again by asking if I am going to “swim down to the glacier in the bottom”. What am I supposed to respond with? I have done it again I have inexplicably drawn the crazy people out of the crowd and to myself in some strange way making them want to interact with me. My wetsuit sticks on my legs. Please God why on this beach of 45 people do I have these two wanting me as their new best friend in the 6 minutes it takes me to put on my suit. “Hey I once swimmed the lake in overalls and a t shirt” my little Umpa mud-guppy says. Finally I get the legs up. I think her cross eyed brother-husband is distracted trying to catch mosquitoes on his tongue. “Yeah for fidee bucks! It was hard but I did it”. One arm in, “See that house over there with the pointy top”. I swear to God I am not making this up these are her conversational pieces verbatim. Second arm in, almost free.
“I swimmed from there to here in overalls and a t-shirt for fifty bucks. And it was worth it.” I was very very frightened of hearing next ”I’d do anything for 50 bucks.” I wish I was faster and already in the middle of the lake. Finally I zipped up and slipped my goggles on and swam straight out as fast as I could squeezing my eyes shut for the first 50 yards so I didn’t see any “dooky” I expect would have come from her.
I don’t have anything against crazy people or critters lower on the evolutionary ladder like “carnies” except what I think is a healthy fear/respect for them. I like them when they are OVER THERE, under sedation or in a cage. Someone should convince them they have special talents and they could go on the road putting on shows of their special talents. The ones without any real talent could paint their faces to look silly and see how many of their friend could fit in a really small car or phone booth. This is why you should trust your instincts and realize your childhood fear of clowns is a healthy fear.
So collect them all and put them in one place with a bright movable banner and they could move from town to town sharing their “special talents” with everyone. Someone already did this and his name was Barnam and Bailey. Please encourage him to do it again when you see him next.
I am somehow drawing these freaks to me. I don’t know how or why but remember growing up there was always one friend who got caught. For me and my friends that was Johnny, he always was the one who got caught. Me I guess I am the one who gets the crazies. In some strange chemical way I manage to get the attention of the mentally unstable or evolutionally challenged whenever I am within some invisible proximity.
Free at last I relished this swim and thought about not returning but it was a long walk half way around the lake and I had already done my run for the day. The swim turned out to be a very productive swim. I did notice my right shoulder (actually both but the right more) stiff and it was hard to determine if it was the suit not on all the way. This morning it is clear it was my shoulder.
I swam the 2/3 of a mile and felt glad the swim is the first event because while it was refreshing to get into the lake after the run it was also more difficult.
Monday, July 19, 2010
I don't chew pretty.
If you asking how does this title and subject relate to my transformation then all I can say is they both come from the warm dark places in my mind. I would guess the extra soft spots.
I was thinking on the train the other day about self realization. These transformation from Couch Potato to Triathlete have brought to my mind many self realizaions.
Things like, "I can run more than a mile!" ; "I can swim 10 laps in the pool!"
"I can get shin splints!", "I can make my nipples bleed!",
"I can run for two and half hours straight!" "I can swim across the lake!"
"I can chafe my crotch so bad I walk like a cowboy!"
"I can ride the Saratoga hill, twice!", "I can learn to run and swim!"
One of my first self realizations I can remember is when I became honest with myself about what I look like when I chew gum. The cold direct self honesty of admitting "I don't chew pretty" and I wish I could was a freeing experience.
So when you are chawing on a peice of gum and you think you look like the "Ice Man" in Top Gun all cool and sure of yourself; but in reality you look like a crotchety old grandpa with some over done pot roast stuck in his dentures. That is the part of self realizing that is not so fun.
Damn I really wanted to look cool doing that! Okay,so I am not ever gonna look cool doing that.
Another form of self realizing is when you go for a run on the beach for 5 miles and admit that is was sort of "eh, not all that".
"I actually prefer running the trails in the woods somewhere". Saturday we were on vacation on the Oregon coast and so I went out for an hour run on the pristine beach. The setting doesn't get much closer to picture perfect (well with a reduction of the 20 mile hour head wind it would be perfect). Sun is out with a BREEZE (15 - 20 mph) at my back, the emerald ocean waves breaking on my right, two story sand dunes on my left and no one but the tampax lady running at me. I (dodge Ms. T. with my swim move) and begin my run staying on the hard packed sand because I am not trying to regain my heavy weight title. I am not Rocky and I don't have an Apollo creed to help me get back my eye of the tiger. Anyway I am running and while it is kind of nice to have a completely flat path with no visible obstructions as far as the eye can see it is also sort of boring. I sort of feel like I should be going "Ah" or having some magical self realization as I run this beatiful beach. "Nope" didn't happen for me. All I got was an up close and personnel visit from some ones great Dane.
Nothing like a big wet slobbery Great Dane lopping towards you with no where to run to help facilitate self realizations.
I did appreciate being alive after the great dane mouthed me a little and decided I was not his chew toy. His owner smiled and says "He doesn't bite". I thought to myself "Great. Does he Trample?" Those dogs are big and if the just wanted to jump and play over the top of you for a while you would feel it the next day.
So I realized I prefer running in the trails of the woods over running on the picturesque beach. As I turned around and ran into the BREEZE I appreciated it more and more. It was hard to tell how hard I was working becuase all the sweat just blew away and it seemed like I was barely moving across the picture. I did enjoy the run but not as much as I expected too.
I think I also realize I don't run pretty either. Some runners look all natural and effortless and smooth as the cruise down the road, trail, or beach, and then there are others who...well not so much. I belong to the not so much group. I think it is safe to say most people would probably categorize me as "He don't bike pretty or swim pretty either". At least not as smooth and cool as I think I look when I am doing these things. That's okay if in my internal camera inside my head I look cooler or sleeker or faster than I actually am.
It just might be that self delusion of how I think I look that keeps me going long enough to finish. So in my head watching me for you is like watching Michael Phelps transform into Lance Armstrong into the Usain Bolt,(You know the olympic sprinter) well I don't know any famous distance runners (note to self: examine this concept more later).
Some self delusion is good for the soul. It may be that self deulsion is all we have left to hold onto when we are out there trying to swim across a lake or peddle up the final hill or run the last mile.
Self delusion has been used many times for the positive in the history of me and the history of everybody.
Self delusion may be just the concept that we all depend upon to complete these crazy transformations. Start with a large mouth, insert leg, chew vigorously for 9 minutes or until soft. Add a couple pinches of Self realization mixed with two cupfulls of self delusion and a pound of desire. Simmer on med high for 364 days. Remove from heat, garnish with a wetsuit, swim cap, a road bike and some colorfull running shoe laces.
It may be that Batman is just a man with an over active sense of self delusion.
Don't judege me if I am wearing a Batman cape and Superman under roos on race day. Just smile and nod your head in understanding that I am out smarting myself.
Today's song is "The Grand Illusion" by Styx
Welcome to the Grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.
But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...
America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are.
I was thinking on the train the other day about self realization. These transformation from Couch Potato to Triathlete have brought to my mind many self realizaions.
Things like, "I can run more than a mile!" ; "I can swim 10 laps in the pool!"
"I can get shin splints!", "I can make my nipples bleed!",
"I can run for two and half hours straight!" "I can swim across the lake!"
"I can chafe my crotch so bad I walk like a cowboy!"
"I can ride the Saratoga hill, twice!", "I can learn to run and swim!"
One of my first self realizations I can remember is when I became honest with myself about what I look like when I chew gum. The cold direct self honesty of admitting "I don't chew pretty" and I wish I could was a freeing experience.
So when you are chawing on a peice of gum and you think you look like the "Ice Man" in Top Gun all cool and sure of yourself; but in reality you look like a crotchety old grandpa with some over done pot roast stuck in his dentures. That is the part of self realizing that is not so fun.
Damn I really wanted to look cool doing that! Okay,
Another form of self realizing is when you go for a run on the beach for 5 miles and admit that is was sort of "eh, not all that".
"I actually prefer running the trails in the woods somewhere". Saturday we were on vacation on the Oregon coast and so I went out for an hour run on the pristine beach. The setting doesn't get much closer to picture perfect (well with a reduction of the 20 mile hour head wind it would be perfect). Sun is out with a BREEZE (15 - 20 mph) at my back, the emerald ocean waves breaking on my right, two story sand dunes on my left and no one but the tampax lady running at me. I (dodge Ms. T. with my swim move) and begin my run staying on the hard packed sand because I am not trying to regain my heavy weight title. I am not Rocky and I don't have an Apollo creed to help me get back my eye of the tiger. Anyway I am running and while it is kind of nice to have a completely flat path with no visible obstructions as far as the eye can see it is also sort of boring. I sort of feel like I should be going "Ah" or having some magical self realization as I run this beatiful beach. "Nope" didn't happen for me. All I got was an up close and personnel visit from some ones great Dane.
Nothing like a big wet slobbery Great Dane lopping towards you with no where to run to help facilitate self realizations.
I did appreciate being alive after the great dane mouthed me a little and decided I was not his chew toy. His owner smiled and says "He doesn't bite". I thought to myself "Great. Does he Trample?" Those dogs are big and if the just wanted to jump and play over the top of you for a while you would feel it the next day.
So I realized I prefer running in the trails of the woods over running on the picturesque beach. As I turned around and ran into the BREEZE I appreciated it more and more. It was hard to tell how hard I was working becuase all the sweat just blew away and it seemed like I was barely moving across the picture. I did enjoy the run but not as much as I expected too.
I think I also realize I don't run pretty either. Some runners look all natural and effortless and smooth as the cruise down the road, trail, or beach, and then there are others who...well not so much. I belong to the not so much group. I think it is safe to say most people would probably categorize me as "He don't bike pretty or swim pretty either". At least not as smooth and cool as I think I look when I am doing these things. That's okay if in my internal camera inside my head I look cooler or sleeker or faster than I actually am.
It just might be that self delusion of how I think I look that keeps me going long enough to finish. So in my head watching me for you is like watching Michael Phelps transform into Lance Armstrong into the Usain Bolt,(You know the olympic sprinter) well I don't know any famous distance runners (note to self: examine this concept more later).
Some self delusion is good for the soul. It may be that self deulsion is all we have left to hold onto when we are out there trying to swim across a lake or peddle up the final hill or run the last mile.
Self delusion has been used many times for the positive in the history of me and the history of everybody.
Self delusion may be just the concept that we all depend upon to complete these crazy transformations. Start with a large mouth, insert leg, chew vigorously for 9 minutes or until soft. Add a couple pinches of Self realization mixed with two cupfulls of self delusion and a pound of desire. Simmer on med high for 364 days. Remove from heat, garnish with a wetsuit, swim cap, a road bike and some colorfull running shoe laces.
It may be that Batman is just a man with an over active sense of self delusion.
Don't judege me if I am wearing a Batman cape and Superman under roos on race day. Just smile and nod your head in understanding that I am out smarting myself.
Today's song is "The Grand Illusion" by Styx
Welcome to the Grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.
But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...
America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Oh! No I'm Not.
This morning I was up at 5:00 and drove to Goss Lake and started my bike ride of the Tri loop. It was a very nice morning and I felt good even thru the first climb. The Saratoga hill known as "the beast" was still a punch in the chest but I stayed on the bike and slowly p - e -d -d -l -e -d to the top. Thenbe's when I was rounding the church I slipped behind a pack of real bike riders. This is where I answered the question of are you a cyclist. The ugly truth is Oh No I am Not. As I tried to stay with them focusing on how effortlessly and rapidly they were spinning their legs I knew I still have work to do. A lot of work to do in this sport. I had them in sight for about a half mile to a mile and then I lost them on the down hill. after turning on Andreason I did catch sight of them and I passed them at Goss Lake rd. They stopped due to one persons mechanical difficulty and thankfully I went straight. I can tell I am not yet a cyclist because I still peddal instead of spin and that is enough to seperate the real vs the wanna be's
Biking is my weakest at this time and I am okay with that. I will probably not get it dialed in before the race and I am okay with that. I finished the ride which on my catseye was 18 miles (twice around the loop and back to Goss Lake) in one hour and thirty minutes. This was slower than Amanda and my ride when I first did this route.
Next up was my swim and this was the first time I swam by myself. That was a little freaky and I had some head games going on for the first part of it. I would say I did however learn that if I counted strokes I could give my imagination a break while my logical side worked and thus be less freaked out.
As I have these ridiculous and yet vivid fear of dead people coming up out of the lake to grab me and drag me to a watery death I am reminded of the insanity of it. It reminds me of how I was on my honeymoon in Hawaii snorkling when I saw a sea turtle swimming away from me and paniced and swam away fast as I could. I have always been as scarred as a little school girl in the water.
So in order to stop my insane fears I am taking a two pronged approach. 1. think happy thoughts and 2. count my strokes which is more effective.
I also think I need to get in the lake more often to familiarize myself with the surroundings. Just keep going back like a glutten for punishment. Well the swim or atleast the last 15 minutes was a nice swim and the water was surprisingly warm.
So feeling like a super hero having completed all this befoe 8:00 am I decided to take it a little farther and see if my body could hold up enough to do a 4 mile run in the afternoon. YOu know what? Not only did it hold up but I ran 4 miles in 38.21 minutes which is the best I can remember. I now know I can do all 3 events in one day and survive.
That is a big boost of confidence for this ex couch potato.
I am feeling more and more confident about this Triathlon and getting excited to put my best effort on the line.
So following that on Sunday I rested.
Monday I did a mile swim and that felt good. The pool is differnet than the lake and I need to try to lake route without stopping and count my strokes so I have an idea on how often I need to sight. In my head I have this idea that I should be sighting about once every 50 strokes so I want to test that theory. I need to remember that wanting to go fast and trying hard is forcing it with swimming. Relaxed efficient movement that might feel slower is actually faster swimming.
Tuesday I did the spin bike for 60 minutes followed by a 10 minute run to let my legs experience the transition. A stationary bike is easier than actually riding a bike.
Wednesday I ran 5 miles along the waterfront of Seattle. The minimalistic shoes I wear (Nike Free 3.0) make running on Concrete even more tiring on the feet. Looking forward to trying some running on the beach soon.
Today's song is dedicated to my "voice of self doubt"
Tom Petty "Don't Come around here no more"
Give it up stop.
Biking is my weakest at this time and I am okay with that. I will probably not get it dialed in before the race and I am okay with that. I finished the ride which on my catseye was 18 miles (twice around the loop and back to Goss Lake) in one hour and thirty minutes. This was slower than Amanda and my ride when I first did this route.
Next up was my swim and this was the first time I swam by myself. That was a little freaky and I had some head games going on for the first part of it. I would say I did however learn that if I counted strokes I could give my imagination a break while my logical side worked and thus be less freaked out.
As I have these ridiculous and yet vivid fear of dead people coming up out of the lake to grab me and drag me to a watery death I am reminded of the insanity of it. It reminds me of how I was on my honeymoon in Hawaii snorkling when I saw a sea turtle swimming away from me and paniced and swam away fast as I could. I have always been as scarred as a little school girl in the water.
So in order to stop my insane fears I am taking a two pronged approach. 1. think happy thoughts and 2. count my strokes which is more effective.
I also think I need to get in the lake more often to familiarize myself with the surroundings. Just keep going back like a glutten for punishment. Well the swim or atleast the last 15 minutes was a nice swim and the water was surprisingly warm.
So feeling like a super hero having completed all this befoe 8:00 am I decided to take it a little farther and see if my body could hold up enough to do a 4 mile run in the afternoon. YOu know what? Not only did it hold up but I ran 4 miles in 38.21 minutes which is the best I can remember. I now know I can do all 3 events in one day and survive.
That is a big boost of confidence for this ex couch potato.
I am feeling more and more confident about this Triathlon and getting excited to put my best effort on the line.
So following that on Sunday I rested.
Monday I did a mile swim and that felt good. The pool is differnet than the lake and I need to try to lake route without stopping and count my strokes so I have an idea on how often I need to sight. In my head I have this idea that I should be sighting about once every 50 strokes so I want to test that theory. I need to remember that wanting to go fast and trying hard is forcing it with swimming. Relaxed efficient movement that might feel slower is actually faster swimming.
Tuesday I did the spin bike for 60 minutes followed by a 10 minute run to let my legs experience the transition. A stationary bike is easier than actually riding a bike.
Wednesday I ran 5 miles along the waterfront of Seattle. The minimalistic shoes I wear (Nike Free 3.0) make running on Concrete even more tiring on the feet. Looking forward to trying some running on the beach soon.
Today's song is dedicated to my "voice of self doubt"
Tom Petty "Don't Come around here no more"
Give it up stop.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
6am in Deer Lake
So Tuesday I rested and Wednesday I had a crappy swim workout. By crappy I mean I didn't feel like my muscles remembered how to do anything write and my breathing was distracting. All of the body parts were moving on their own so I had no rythm.
This morning I went out to Deer Lake for a swim with the Masters swimmers who are all welcoming and nice people. My instructions were just to shop up at this driveway at 6:00am and stay to the right. So I did and I met Krista and Jeff. If you want to be a masters swimmer then your should name yourself Kristin or Krista or Christina or some variant. No one confirmed this but I think it makes you more boyant. Maybe I will change my name to Chris? Naw to late in life for that.
Anyway change into the wet suits and you could not ask for a more beautiful morning, calm lake with the sun coming up just over the trees. About 60 degrees and no wind. I get my intructions to swim across the lake to the yellow house just left of the sun. Krista points out the two other swimmers already out there and reminds me to keep an eye out for each other. I hear the instruction but I am not really sure what to do with it? As we head out about 150 yards off the shore I am quickly out paced and on my own.
I think this is freaking me out this morning "I should just go back and try again another day."
No I will stay. No I will probably drown and they can tell me wife what happened. NO stop. Just relax and you can't drown in a wet suit.
Stop thinking about sharks and Jason from Friday the 13th. Just focus on your stroke and pushing your armpits down on each glide. Focus on swimming from the core and letting your head swivel on its axis.
Okay back to relaxed swimming.
Trying to sight the house from the water level all I can see is the Sun and it is HUGE and bright.
Swimming in the open water is amazing and wonderful but I get these minor panic moments where I say "You don't belong out here" or "You are in the middle of a Lake." Then I have to talk myself down of the panic ledge. On the swim into the sun I had to do that about 6 times. The foriegnness of this water and the newness of swimming across lakes and with no one to watch over me together all add to my anxiety.
The masters swimmers are sort of watching, at least enough to tell Amanda "we stopped seeing him somewhere over there". That is not going to happen that is just stupid talk in my head/
I started counting my strokes and I found this is another way I can stop "freaking out". I managed to get past the pointing of wanting to turn back, past the point of wanting to scream out help help for no reason. I am in a wet suit for pete's sake. My panic sense doesn't care that I don't sink at all in a wet suit. My panic sense just wants to panic.
I make it to the far side to the dock at Krista's parents house (see note on names above) and now we head back. On the way back I focus on my form and count my strokes and try not to think about how far it is. I did better on the way back and I did learn that my tendancy is to swim "Wide Right" which is a good thing to know about yourself. I only had about 3 small panic moments (and those were minor ones) on the way back which is an improvement.
Climbing out of the water I am happy to have completed a mile swim before 7:00am and to have completed my first swim in Deer Lake. I think it will get better and easier as I get more used to open water. I intend on going every Thursday morning for July and maybe into August.
The race is getting closer we are at 30 days now. 30 days of training left and then we test out all this work.
Goals
1. Remain injury free.
2. Complete the Triathalon
3. Shooting for 20 minute swim, 60 minute Bike and 40 minute run.
Song for the day is "Oh Happy Day" and "When Dove's Cry" as seen on the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack. I like that acapala style of singing. Good Acapala rocks. A band called NOTA is my favorite.
This morning I went out to Deer Lake for a swim with the Masters swimmers who are all welcoming and nice people. My instructions were just to shop up at this driveway at 6:00am and stay to the right. So I did and I met Krista and Jeff. If you want to be a masters swimmer then your should name yourself Kristin or Krista or Christina or some variant. No one confirmed this but I think it makes you more boyant. Maybe I will change my name to Chris? Naw to late in life for that.
Anyway change into the wet suits and you could not ask for a more beautiful morning, calm lake with the sun coming up just over the trees. About 60 degrees and no wind. I get my intructions to swim across the lake to the yellow house just left of the sun. Krista points out the two other swimmers already out there and reminds me to keep an eye out for each other. I hear the instruction but I am not really sure what to do with it? As we head out about 150 yards off the shore I am quickly out paced and on my own.
I think this is freaking me out this morning "I should just go back and try again another day."
No I will stay. No I will probably drown and they can tell me wife what happened. NO stop. Just relax and you can't drown in a wet suit.
Stop thinking about sharks and Jason from Friday the 13th. Just focus on your stroke and pushing your armpits down on each glide. Focus on swimming from the core and letting your head swivel on its axis.
Okay back to relaxed swimming.
Trying to sight the house from the water level all I can see is the Sun and it is HUGE and bright.
Swimming in the open water is amazing and wonderful but I get these minor panic moments where I say "You don't belong out here" or "You are in the middle of a Lake." Then I have to talk myself down of the panic ledge. On the swim into the sun I had to do that about 6 times. The foriegnness of this water and the newness of swimming across lakes and with no one to watch over me together all add to my anxiety.
The masters swimmers are sort of watching, at least enough to tell Amanda "we stopped seeing him somewhere over there". That is not going to happen that is just stupid talk in my head/
I started counting my strokes and I found this is another way I can stop "freaking out". I managed to get past the pointing of wanting to turn back, past the point of wanting to scream out help help for no reason. I am in a wet suit for pete's sake. My panic sense doesn't care that I don't sink at all in a wet suit. My panic sense just wants to panic.
I make it to the far side to the dock at Krista's parents house (see note on names above) and now we head back. On the way back I focus on my form and count my strokes and try not to think about how far it is. I did better on the way back and I did learn that my tendancy is to swim "Wide Right" which is a good thing to know about yourself. I only had about 3 small panic moments (and those were minor ones) on the way back which is an improvement.
Climbing out of the water I am happy to have completed a mile swim before 7:00am and to have completed my first swim in Deer Lake. I think it will get better and easier as I get more used to open water. I intend on going every Thursday morning for July and maybe into August.
The race is getting closer we are at 30 days now. 30 days of training left and then we test out all this work.
Goals
1. Remain injury free.
2. Complete the Triathalon
3. Shooting for 20 minute swim, 60 minute Bike and 40 minute run.
Song for the day is "Oh Happy Day" and "When Dove's Cry" as seen on the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack. I like that acapala style of singing. Good Acapala rocks. A band called NOTA is my favorite.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
"Just to see"
It was a solid training weekend being a holiday weekend and very busy busy busy. Saturday Aunt Katie watched the kids so Amanda and Scott went running with me. We met at the Saratoga entrance and it was an hour run in the woods (5-6 miles) followed by a 15 Kilometer bike ride. I am using Kilometers because the cool gadget on my bike that list how far I have come is only in kilometers.
Being the smart guy that I am I threw out the instructions (instructions? who needs instructions) so now I can't figure out how to switch it to miles. I am remembering now that I am not so much the smart guy as much as the smart-ass guy. Doh! Anyway if you want to convert it to miles it's like multiply it by .6. That is more math stuff, that us smartass guys usually leave to the smart guys when we can. It's not that I can't do math in my head, I could. It is more that I am saving my brain pathways that would be doing that for more important stuff that might be coming soon. I am a planner, and I plan on using my brain later. So I have plenty of free pathways without traffic jams.
On Sunday the 4th it was too busy to get any exercise in, unless I count the 45 times little man rode his bike up and down shore ave. My 4 year old, well I have two now so I better clarify. My youngest or newest 4 year old is totally in love with his new bike. So in love with it he rides down the street mumbling or whispering" me love my new bike" or "me love my blue bike" it is hard to tell. If you have ever seen the sitcom "on ABC called "The Middle" he reminds me of brick the youngest son when he repeats himself. I think he is trying to put more milage on that thing than most Tour De France racers do. He went for a ride with me and then with his cousin Ally and then his cousin Brian and then his Uncle Andrew and then with Grandma and then his mom and then back to Daddy some more. He would probably still be riding if we had let him.
So Monday (thanks to more family babysitting) we swam Goss the lake at the coldest part of the day. This was not suppossed to be a "just to see" what it would be like to walk around with numb feet for awhile. This was a make the most of having a babysitter. That is why we had to swim without waiting to see if the day would get better. Or in my case to for a mile in 30 minutes and then ran the 4 miles of what will be the tri's running course. Amanda and talked about what a benefit we normnally get because we usually run a 5 mile loop by our house. Our loop includes either a half mile horrible hill called Heggenes Hill or a long slow mile climb on Dear Lake road. The Triathlon course is a lot easier because after you get off the bike and up the first hill it is either level or gradual the rest of the way. So it was during this run that we were talking about Amanda competing in a half Iron Man this fall. This is when the subject of "Just to see" came up. Which is this nefarious answer to the question which sometimes you ask yourself. "Why am I wanting to do this" It may range anywhere betweeen an internally whispered dialoge or all the way to an external exclamation in rage, "why am I doing this?"
The nefarious answer is: "Just to see" if I can do it.
What? Oh okay.
Now wait a second. When you think a little farther along that question you begin to comtemplate the horrible truth. This leads to much self doubt about if you love yourself or not because the idea you would accept that answer so readliy is proof you need therapy.
Nefarious defined is "utterly immoral or wicked" for us here in this rant it is enough to say NOT GOOD.
"Just to see" If I can do the race leads to much suffering and toil.
Think if we used same logic with what we eat? "I am not sure if this plant will make me puke or give me frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing thin watery feces, usually as a symptom of gastrointestinal upset or infection." But I am going to eat it "Just to see". Would our friends really let us continue on that path? The next time you are hanging out with people whom you consider your friends ask them "just to see" if they would punch you in the neck because you want to find out if you can take a punch like that and still breath normally? I mean is that not the same thing as someone saying I am going to do a half Iron Man "just to see" if I can. Consider for a moment if you can't do the event. Your bound for a nefarious destination then. At the bottom of a lake? , or on the side of the road in a ditch mangled together with a heap of metal? Or stumbling and blithering along like an idiot savant on the side of a highway somewhere reminding people why it is not safe to pick up hitchhikers.
Ask me again why I am doing the Triathlon and I will smile and say "Just to See"
Being the smart guy that I am I threw out the instructions (instructions? who needs instructions) so now I can't figure out how to switch it to miles. I am remembering now that I am not so much the smart guy as much as the smart-ass guy. Doh! Anyway if you want to convert it to miles it's like multiply it by .6. That is more math stuff, that us smartass guys usually leave to the smart guys when we can. It's not that I can't do math in my head, I could. It is more that I am saving my brain pathways that would be doing that for more important stuff that might be coming soon. I am a planner, and I plan on using my brain later. So I have plenty of free pathways without traffic jams.
On Sunday the 4th it was too busy to get any exercise in, unless I count the 45 times little man rode his bike up and down shore ave. My 4 year old, well I have two now so I better clarify. My youngest or newest 4 year old is totally in love with his new bike. So in love with it he rides down the street mumbling or whispering" me love my new bike" or "me love my blue bike" it is hard to tell. If you have ever seen the sitcom "on ABC called "The Middle" he reminds me of brick the youngest son when he repeats himself. I think he is trying to put more milage on that thing than most Tour De France racers do. He went for a ride with me and then with his cousin Ally and then his cousin Brian and then his Uncle Andrew and then with Grandma and then his mom and then back to Daddy some more. He would probably still be riding if we had let him.
So Monday (thanks to more family babysitting) we swam Goss the lake at the coldest part of the day. This was not suppossed to be a "just to see" what it would be like to walk around with numb feet for awhile. This was a make the most of having a babysitter. That is why we had to swim without waiting to see if the day would get better. Or in my case to for a mile in 30 minutes and then ran the 4 miles of what will be the tri's running course. Amanda and talked about what a benefit we normnally get because we usually run a 5 mile loop by our house. Our loop includes either a half mile horrible hill called Heggenes Hill or a long slow mile climb on Dear Lake road. The Triathlon course is a lot easier because after you get off the bike and up the first hill it is either level or gradual the rest of the way. So it was during this run that we were talking about Amanda competing in a half Iron Man this fall. This is when the subject of "Just to see" came up. Which is this nefarious answer to the question which sometimes you ask yourself. "Why am I wanting to do this" It may range anywhere betweeen an internally whispered dialoge or all the way to an external exclamation in rage, "why am I doing this?"
The nefarious answer is: "Just to see" if I can do it.
What? Oh okay.
Now wait a second. When you think a little farther along that question you begin to comtemplate the horrible truth. This leads to much self doubt about if you love yourself or not because the idea you would accept that answer so readliy is proof you need therapy.
Nefarious defined is "utterly immoral or wicked" for us here in this rant it is enough to say NOT GOOD.
"Just to see" If I can do the race leads to much suffering and toil.
Think if we used same logic with what we eat? "I am not sure if this plant will make me puke or give me frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing thin watery feces, usually as a symptom of gastrointestinal upset or infection." But I am going to eat it "Just to see". Would our friends really let us continue on that path? The next time you are hanging out with people whom you consider your friends ask them "just to see" if they would punch you in the neck because you want to find out if you can take a punch like that and still breath normally? I mean is that not the same thing as someone saying I am going to do a half Iron Man "just to see" if I can. Consider for a moment if you can't do the event. Your bound for a nefarious destination then. At the bottom of a lake? , or on the side of the road in a ditch mangled together with a heap of metal? Or stumbling and blithering along like an idiot savant on the side of a highway somewhere reminding people why it is not safe to pick up hitchhikers.
Ask me again why I am doing the Triathlon and I will smile and say "Just to See"
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